Showing posts with label Gary Cohen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gary Cohen. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Shop Till You Drop...

The Ladies' favorite activity, after cheering for the Mets, of course. We have found a few Mets-centric items out there for sale from some of our favorite bloggers, and wanted to pass them along to you. Get out your wallets, gangstas!

The lovely and talented Danielle at The Wright Stuff has a whole host of items, check it out.. Note the "Ladies On The Field" shirt. We're honored that we've been immortalized in cotton!

Caryn over at Metsgrrl has Lady G's favorite shirt, a John Maine special. Take a look, and rock on, dude.

Babes Love Baseball has some interesting shirts, for ladies only! Hate to think of any MLBer wearing these!

For the men, we have the Faith and Fear in Flushing special. LadyMet gave this one to her sweetie for Christmas, and he is still thanking her...

Last but certainly not least we have garykeithandron.com. Not only do they have shirts that celebrate the guys who make up the best booth in baseball (ours!), all the proceeds go to Gary Cohen, Keith Hernandez and Ron Darling's charities.

If you know of any more interesting items out there, let us know and we'd be happy to post them. Nothing makes the Ladies happier than to find ways to spend money.

Kisses!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

A January Conversation Between Gary, Keith and Ron


The phone rings, Keith picks it up...

Keith: What??
Gary: Hey Keith, it's me and Ronnie. Just wanted to check in with you, it's been a long off-season.
Keith: Ok, so...what? Let's make it quick, I was napping.
Ronnie: What do you think of the team for this year?
Keith: I don't know, they need another bat. Wish I were still playing.
Gary: You think they'll finally win the division this year?
Keith: No. They need someone like me in the batting order (licks his Tootsie pop)
Gary: But Keith, they scored as many runs as the Phillies last year, and the same line-up is coming back. Don't you think it was the bullpen that blew the season? That's been fixed.
Keith: Yeah, whatever. Hey, I had the greatest steak last night.
Ronnie: Keith, stay with us here. What do you think about the rotation? I have concerns.
Keith: About what? They just need someone up there to throw the ball, we all know it's offense that wins games. Like when I was playing...
Ronnie: cuts him off.. Yeah, thanks Keith, whatever. Well, Omar actually asked me if I could still pitch. Apparently they can't find a #4 starter. Not a good sign, right, Gary?
Gary: moans in despair... He asked YOU?? You retired years ago! This is not good, he must not have any confidence in what they've got. Oh man, I gotta tell Howie, we're doomed...
Keith: Don't jump off the bridge yet, Gar. Season hasn't started yet, there's still time. Hey, you think Shea's chef Theresa is coming over to Citifield? She always makes me the greatest ribs.
Gary: crying... I want to win a division! Why can't we just win? I'm tired of announcing collapses!
Ronnie: It's OK, Gary. Hey, when all else fails, we still have each other, right?
Gary: What do you mean? You worked the post-season for FOX last year!!! Traitor!!!!
Keith: You worked for FOX, Ronnie? I didn't know that...Hey, I'm only doing 80 games this year! Awesome! Lots of time off to nap...
Ronnie: sighs...Jeez...it's gonna be a long season.


Just kidding, guys, you know we love you...

26 days till pitchers and catchers...