Keith's Quotes of the day

If you look to your right, you will notice a new feature here at the Ladies' home. Keith's quotes feature a new quote every day from one of the original gangstas, and current Met announcer par excellent Keith Hernandez. The Ladies had discovered a Facebook page devoted solely to Keith's brain farts, and we laughed for days reading it. Thanks to Mike over at Global Mets for providing us lazy-ass bloggers with a funny, entertaining feature that we did not have to work for.

Also note the Ladies have finally figured out how to put a feed on the sidebar, so feel free to subscribe. Actually, please do, as it will validate the many hours of agonizing brain work the Ladies put in trying to understand feeds - the Ladies are low-tech kind of girls!

More later on today's spring training events, and a critique of all the press David Wright's been doing lately (you can just picture Jay Horowitz behind him with a whip). Can the media possibly kiss his butt any more? jeez...

Kisses!

An Open Letter To David Lee

Dear David Lee;


Hi from the Ladies! Even though you're a basketball player, we just wanted to send our love your way. You're young, you have all sorts of potential, and your first name is one of our favorites. And oh! you're also good friends with our own David Wright! What a coincidence!


It seems that your beautiful Ford model girlfriend is BFFs with David Wright's beautiful Ford model girlfriend. We have to tell you, David Lee, that David Wright never admits publicly to dating anyone specific, and you've gone and spoiled that perfect track record. See here:

Q: You're friends with David Wright?
A: Our girlfriends are best friends. They model for the same agency.
Q: You've double-dated?
A: We have gone places, yes.
Q: What's that like?
A: He's big-time. I'm just a small-time guy. It's fun going places with him. Wherever we go, he gets all the attention. I just kinda sit over in the sidelines.

Now, David Lee, weren't you paying attention during the "how to avoid answering personal questions" segment of Dealing With The Media 101? This is how it's done. DW's interview with the same reporter, two weeks later:

Q: Double-dating with David Lee?
A: He is far more recognizable than me. I think with the way he's playing this year, and you go out with an NBA power forward, he kinda draws most of the attention.

In any case, thanks for finally giving women everywhere a straight answer on DW's love life. Wonder if DW is mad at you. We can imagine Jay Horowitz is...

New in the World of Gossip

While our very own gangstas gather in PSL and practice the fine art of male-bonding style harassment (btw, must send out kisses to David Lennon of Newsday - the best blog for ST in town) there is gossip - rumors, if you will, about a video that exists of an "east coast slugger" doing the nasty with a "fan". This is all the info that the Ladies have for now, we have no idea who this slugger is, but FOTL (friends of the Ladies) have seen this video and vouch that it exists. It will be coming to a computer near you, and we will keep you posted.

Gangstas, this is yet another cautionary tale for you! If last years' Jose debacle wasn't enough to teach you to keep all electronics out of reach of your road beef, than we don't know what is. Let's not give Jay another headache, okey-dokey?

Jay Horowitz (or...the "We're not gonna talk about A-Rod" post)

I hope you weren't holding your breath waiting for the Ladies to chime in on the A-Rod mess, now were you? Hopefully you'd know us better than that by now. We do have one word:

yawn.

Now on to the bigger news: Jay Horowitz gets Love Listed!

Pictured above is the Met's beloved Jay Horowitz, long time PR Director, life-long Met fan, Queens native, Gangsta Emeritus. Seriously, never heard of him? You're in the minority.

Any 60+ gentleman who wears a jacket like this in front of tens of thousands of people just to bring his team luck is a keeper.

His nickname around the clubhouse is "the Godfather".

Look at any picture of our beloved Metsies in any press event, particularly involving David Wright, and you will see Jay hovering protectively in the background. Good to know that when our gangstas get off the bus, they have someone looking out for them, as they do tend to get into trouble.

Huge NY Giants fan.

Anyone who can deal with the NY Post's Bart Hubbach on a daily basis is saint-like.

Kisses to you, Jay!

(and for those cynics out there, who are thinking this was just a brown-nose job in hopes of someday getting press passes - well, you'd be right.)