Wormtongue aka Mike FrancesaCulture: human
Devious servant of the wizard Steinbrenner, Wormtongue was an advisor and confidant to King George of Tampa. Wormtongue used his influence on the weakened king to manipulate the New York City sports media to his true master’s purposes. Mad Dog revived King George from his magic induced coma in Yankee Stadium. Wormtongue was cast out of Tampa and fled to Port St. Lucie.
and the people of Port St. Lucie barely survived the experience before Prince Omar* of Rohan came and banished Wormtongue forever
Good riddance, you evil demon-lover!
*Actually, Prince Omar simply sucked up to Wormtongue so badly Wormtongue developed diabetes and needed to leave for medical attention...
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