John Maine needs some lovin'

So one of the Ladies was lamenting the fact that David Wright gets all the female love, while there are others on the team just as fine who are in need of some female attention. So while John didn't have such a great year on the mound - injuries are a bitch - he is still possessing of the great ass and the great four-seam fastball. Following is Lady G's List of John Maine Love. The Ladies are hoping that sending a little adoration JM's way will motivate him to greater pitching heights in 2009.


He is a twin! Brother is Justin. If you get sick of one there is always another.


Likes Metallica and is not afraid to show it during spring training @ Duffys sports bar


Not afraid to admit his crush on Jennifer Aniston


Has a tattoo of a skull on each arm- enough said.


Bowling and fried okra - again, enough said.


He can shoot an arrow and look sexy while doing so-- or dressing up in a Samurai outfit.


No pitcher on the Mets looks better running and sweaty - compare and contrast


A degree in mechanical engineering - so not only can he pitch you into heaven, he can fix your car on the way out

So here's to you, Johnny...if there's anything you'd like to add about yourself, please contact this blog. Lady G will be glad to personally verify any new info you'd like added to the list.