For those astute readers, you may have noticed an addition to our contributors - the one and only Stars, from our fav Ladies Locker Room, will be adding her wit and wisdom to these hallowed pages. Welcome, Stars! The gangstas are pleased, they are tired of LadyMet's ramblings. Sean Avery tried out for the gig, seeing as he's unemployed, but his misogyny was just so 90's.
Just a quick note for this Christmas Eve. The Ladies have a wish list, and they would appreciate finding these items under the tree tomorrow morning. Gangstas, please take notes.
1. A picture of David Wright, shirtless. Nude would also be acceptable.
2. Ditto, John Maine.
3. Derek Lowe. (fully clothed, please)
4. A target for Jimmy Rollins' head.
5. Some new movies for the bus (see, gangstas, we're thinking of you! We know it gets boring)
6. Blue glitter pasties (if you don't know what we're talking about, you haven't been keeping up! It will all be explained in due time)
7. A clear head for Ryan Church
8. Second-half Carlos Delgado
9. A four hundred million-dollar implosion across town (that would be da bronx, natch)
10. A stellar year for rookie phenom Daniel Murphy
We don't ask for much. Off now to the sugar plums...
How about some kind of a spray thing to keep those "Girlfanz" away ... ha ha ( dressing up in others clothes is so pre- k) lol
ReplyDeleteOf course, the pasties would have to be disinfected first...heavens knows where those girlfranz have been
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