Questions for the New Year

So the Ladies are suffering from a bit too much holiday cheer, and have decided to take the blogger's lazy way out by asking you, our astute readers, some questions about the upcoming season. Feel free to leave your responses in the comments section, and remember that you will be graded on a curve.

1. David Wright will go public with his girlfriend. She is:

a. A schoolteacher
b. A model
c. Mrs. Met
d. A long-haul trucker

2. John Maine will reveal his new tattoo. It is:

a. The Metallica logo
b. Jennifer Aniston's face
c. A baseball
d. Johan Santana's face

3. Jose Reyes will change his on-field celebration to:

a. A front handspring
b. A back handspring
c. Throwing Luis Castillo up in the air
d. Kissing Jerry Manuel on the lips

4. The new bullpen will:

a. Shut the door every time out
b. Blow 5-10 saves
c. Blow 10-20 saves
d. Drive Johan Santana to the funny farm

5. The new Citifield home run apple will:

a. Work perfectly, and rise for every Met home run
b. Malfunction in synch with the bullpen
c. Only work if SNY's Gary Apple is sitting on it
d. Have a Keith Hernandez mustache painted on it

6. New Mets phenom Daniel Murphy will:

a. Excel at his new position in the outfield
b. Put laxatives into David Wright's Vitamin Water so he can play his natural third base position
c. Renew his relationship with other Mets phenom Nick Evans
d. Allow Carlos Delgado, but NO ONE ELSE, to call him Dan

7. Aaron Heilman will start for the Mariners at Citifield aganist his former team. He will:

a. Hit Mr. Met in the head with a fastball
b. Hit Omar Minaya in the head with a curveball
c. Throw a no-hitter
d. Suffer from an acute episode of post-traumatic stress disorder and need to be carried off the mound