Saturday, February 21, 2009

An Open Letter To David Lee

Dear David Lee;


Hi from the Ladies! Even though you're a basketball player, we just wanted to send our love your way. You're young, you have all sorts of potential, and your first name is one of our favorites. And oh! you're also good friends with our own David Wright! What a coincidence!


It seems that your beautiful Ford model girlfriend is BFFs with David Wright's beautiful Ford model girlfriend. We have to tell you, David Lee, that David Wright never admits publicly to dating anyone specific, and you've gone and spoiled that perfect track record. See here:


Q: You're friends with David Wright?
A: Our girlfriends are best friends. They model for the same agency.
Q: You've double-dated?
A: We have gone places, yes.
Q: What's that like?
A: He's big-time. I'm just a small-time guy. It's fun going places with him. Wherever we go, he gets all the attention. I just kinda sit over in the sidelines.


Now, David Lee, weren't you paying attention during the "how to avoid answering personal questions" segment of Dealing With The Media 101? This is how it's done. DW's interview with the same reporter, two weeks later:

Q: Double-dating with David Lee?
A: He is far more recognizable than me. I think with the way he's playing this year, and you go out with an NBA power forward, he kinda draws most of the attention.

In any case, thanks for finally giving women everywhere a straight answer on DW's love life. Wonder if DW is mad at you. We can imagine Jay Horowitz is...

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