Thursday, February 5, 2009

Odds and Ends

LadyMet is feeling happy and prolific today, having shed a stressful job like Caroline Kennedy shed her political career, so here are a few thoughts:


Will Manny-Mania ever stop? Omar has pretty much closed the door on signing him. Face it, men, he ain't coming to Queens. He will bring his .593 slugging percentage, "aching knees" and childlike narcissistic personality to another team, perhaps staying with the Dodgers. LadyMet's husband was not pleased to hear this, and felt that cursing the Wilpons and threatening a boycott of Citifield was in order. To which LadyMet replied, "Shut the F&#K Up", sweetie. And don't forget to pick up milk on your way home.
The Ladies are OK with this, as they feel the team will be competitive this year as is. Did you hear that, guys? The Ladies are still wearing their newly aquired optimism, as it looks good and has gotten some wolf whistles out on the street.

A new entry into the world of sports-related gossip boards, The Ninth Inning.

Oh Michael, dear, sweet, ADHD Michael! How could you!

Why is David Wright stalking Nick Cannon?

Speaking of King David, Chipper Jones has professed his undying love for him. No, really. Stop laughing. Next thing you know, Jimmy Rollins will put aside his arrogance and self-promotion and play nice with his baseball rivals...oh. Wonder what Bud Selig has on good old JR?

Where, oh where is our little friend stars? The Ladies are lonely without you...

Kisses!

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