Friday, April 3, 2009

Breaking News: Jennifer Aniston Wants David Wright

Move over, Molly Beers.
It seems former Friends star, former wife of Brad Pitt, former flame of John Mayer...(well, you get the idea) has set her sights on our beloved David. Although, in LadyMet's eyes, he is not quite so beloved anymore, but more on that tomorrow. Anyway, the Ladies shutter at the friction this may cause in the Mets clubhouse this year, as it is well-known that our emo-ridden righty, John Maine, has had a crush on Ms. Aniston for years. Bad enough that the Mets are seriously considering bringing Gary Sheffield aboard, now we have to worry about a smack-down between two of our brightest stars over a woman? John needs to be handled with kid gloves, people, he is a major key to a successful rotation this year. So will someone please contact Ms. Aniston and tell her to stay far, far away from the Met's clubhouse?
Molly, will you make the call? We thought you would.

Kisses!

P.S. Thanks to Honorary Lady Danielle @ the-wright-stuff.com for the info...as LadyMet's daughter would say, you rock, girl!

5 comments:

  1. Jennifer Aniston is not that attractive. Molly is beautiful. Keep Molly and tell Jennifer "Thanks, But no Thanks."

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  3. John will kick David's ass !

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  4. John has said publicly he likes Aniston--- good team et is for David to back off!

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