Friday, May 8, 2009

The All-Time Mets Hottie Team (well, since 1986, anyway)

Why 1986? C'mon, that's an easy one. Aside from the fact that our last World Series championship came that year, it was also the Year of the Hotties. LadyMet has fond memories of watching the boys brawl and beat baseball into submission that year, while simultaneously admiring Keith's mustache and Ronnie's eyes. It was the year LadyMet became engaged to the love of her life (yes, she was a child bride) after he realized he could take her to a Met game and not have to explain the infield fly rule.

As LadyMet realizes that many of the readers here are younger than she (judging from the amounts of hits we get from college campuses) we are here to introduce you to some hotties from the past, as well as to celebrate those we are lucky to have now. Feel free to curse LadyMet for omitting your favorites in the comments section.

So, we proudly present to you, the All-Time (since '86) Mets Hottie List:



First Base: Dave Magadan
On the bench: Keith Hernandez



Second Base: Gregg Jefferies
On the Bench: Joe McEwing



Third Base: David Wright
On the Bench: Robin Ventura



Shortstop: Kevin Elster
On the Bench: Todd Zeile



Right Field: Ryan Church
On the Bench: Lee Mazzilli



Center Field: Carlos Beltran
On the Bench: Endy Chavez



Left Field: Angel Pagan
On the Bench: Benny Agbyani



Catcher: Mike Piazza
On the Bench: Paul LoDuca



Pitcher: Ron Darling
On the Bench: John Maine


Bullpen: Roger McDowell
On the Bench: Brian Stokes

Keep in mind this list in no way, shape or form has anything to do with playing ability, personality or stats. It is simply an assessment of hunky athletic looks. So enjoy!

Kisses!

9 comments:

  1. Love it! Who are the Short Stop hotties? And I'd like to throw out Kevin Elster and Todd Zeile as additional backups.

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  2. Where is a pic of John Maine?

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  3. I couldn't fit pics of all the bench players, so no JM :) sorry

    I can't believe I forgot shortstop! Kevin and Todd will be honored, I promise. This winning streak has me all flustered.

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  4. Wow, I'd like to see a biggified version of the Beltran picture please. ;)

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  5. No Murphy?!? We need a poll...

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  6. You know I am beyond delighted by Ryan Church's selection to right field. Rawr.

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  7. Do we think Pelfrey is hot or not? How about Jeremy Reed I think he is a little "hottie" in the making and Santana wow his ass is worth a million $$$$$$$ and I think he is supper adorable, no??????

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  8. Like "stars" said in their comment, I too am delighted by the inclusion of Ryan Church and also think Jeremy Reed is a good looking dude. I think it's his facial hair that gets me.

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