How Many Licks Does It Take?

Sometimes a situation arises that practically begs for a blog post. Such is this:



Oh dear, David. Now look what you've made us do -

Possible captions for this picture:

"David Wright, making like Keith Hernandez without the Tootsie pop"

"If I lick it, will it hit better?"

"The secret to avoiding the swine flu: Make yourself sick on bat germs first"

"David Wright attempts to join the rest of his team on the DL by giving himself tongue splinters"

and the one you've been waiting for:

"David Wright, practicing for his date later tonight"

Got any others? Feel free to share.

Kisses!