A Love Letter to Matt Cerrone

Dear Matt;

We ladies would like to express our undying love and gratitude to you, oh God of the Mets blogosphere. You have done your manly best to carry us through this cold and painful off-season, by keeping us updated on the whereabouts of Ken Takahashi (?) and Andruw Jones(!!!!); providing us with unending info on the Manny debate (both pro and con), and feeding into our hatred of Mike Francessa. Your endless stream of Mets news and minutiae (Citifield logo patches and Mets jersey-gate) have been a source of comfort to us post-collapse(s). We owe our (relative) sanity during this icy and wet winter to your dedication to your team and readers. Never was this more apparent than today when we woke up, logged in and found this. Our reason for getting dressed today. Do the ladies sense some sunshine? Smell some fresh-cut grass? Ahhhh...
Thanks, Matt. Consider yourself Love-Listed and forever on the field.

Love,
the Ladies