Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Carlos Beltran



Breaking News: Carlos Beltran Has Been Love Listed!

He's hot. See above.

Four time All-Star. Three time Gold Glover. Highest stolen base percentage in MLB. Need we go on? OK, we will. Two Silver Sluggers, 1,000 runs scored, hit eight home runs in post-season play. The most underappreciated Met ever.

He patrols center field like a lion patrols the plains for food...seriously, when was the last time you watched a ball hit out to center and worried about it dropping in for a hit? Has committed 32 errors as a Met - in four years. Considering he pretty much played the entire outfield last year, we'd say he's doing a damn good job of it.

Loves his wife so much he remarried her in front of JLo and Marc Anthony

One of People Magazine's 100 most beautiful people, 2006

Loves New York and wants to stay.

Birthday party. David Wright. Carlos Delgado. Johan Santana. Jose Reyes. JLo and dancing.
Man knows how to have a good time.

We love you, Carlos. You're forgiven for the called third strike. Just don't do it again.




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